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Hey.

Welcome to Guy Forks. Help yourself to something from the drinks cabinet.

Texts from my dog

Been on Twitter a fair bit recently, doing this and that. Exploring a bit. Shameless plug - @SimpleLampoon Anyway, quite a lot of people have 'RIP' gangster style bios. Why? Old people die. It's not gangster that your great Aunt died. Shit happens. You should know that, you say 'shit happens' in your bio too.

So in your 140 characters, you wanted to let everybody know that you remembered that one of your ancestors died? Well let me tell you, countless numbers of my ancestors have died too.

That was a bit ranty. I had too many coffees. Sorry Internet.

Also today, I stumbled across Texts from your dog, an altogether more light hearted affair. It literally made we weep a little. From my eyes.

Ricky Gervais new show 'Derek'

Ricky Gervais new show 'Derek'

The Dangers of Morris Dancing