11 favourites from my Twitter timeline in 2015
11. When we took the work Christmas party ‘space’ theme to the appropriate level of Beastie Boys...
@meg_pope @Shonette @SirJamesOB @yiuie this first obvs... pic.twitter.com/CAsSGfXl8p
— Dan Izzard (@SimpleLampoon) December 19, 2015
10. When Bertie and I got all starry eyed at the big city lights
Another great @TheBusinessShow with @The_Pitch team even if we did get all overwhelmed by the big city lights https://t.co/dko9ZQfhD5
— Dan Izzard (@SimpleLampoon) December 4, 2015
9. The time in the office where we recreated one of Nicolas Cage's finest cinematic achievements with Caterpillar cake...
#NameTheFilm #Round2 https://t.co/Hk2Yf5zjDg
— Dan Izzard (@SimpleLampoon) June 26, 2015
8. The time when everyone waited patiently in a queue for it to turn 6 o’clock so they could get marginally cheaper parking
A crowd waiting for the exact moment the machine turns 6 to get cheaper parking. #BrokenBritain pic.twitter.com/Jx3D3XQAZP
— Dan Izzard (@SimpleLampoon) May 9, 2015
7. That time some bloke called Tim was a bloody hero when my lock inexplicably changed combination code and locked me out of my gym locker.
So, I've just been hanging around in the men's changing rooms waiting for a bloke called Tim to save me. Top start. pic.twitter.com/VEg5SmdlcS
— Dan Izzard (@SimpleLampoon) May 8, 2015
6. That time I got a chicken kiev on toast and #ToastGate was born
Ordered a chicken Kiev. I have no words. What did happen to that triangle of toast? WHY?! pic.twitter.com/zOj7gAlR3j
— Dan Izzard (@SimpleLampoon) April 24, 2015
5. The time we realised that the Stable menu read like a list of South West serial killers
Today we decided that @_TheStable menu could in fact be a list of very West Country serial killers... pic.twitter.com/QKqMwH746q
— Dan Izzard (@SimpleLampoon) April 7, 2015
4. The time when the news went fully buzzfeed
Stop the world, I want to get off... pic.twitter.com/XpVEl9RMl8
— Dan Izzard (@SimpleLampoon) March 17, 2015
3. When my Turner prize mocking antics caught the attention of Eamon Holmes
Ive found a potential Turner prize winner in this evocative art installation @TheBusinessShow #ArtOfBusiness pic.twitter.com/OXGWwZkaby
— Dan Izzard (@SimpleLampoon) December 3, 2015
2. When #Pineapplegate erupted
Let's settle this debate once and for all. Ham & Pineapple on pizza, is it:
— Shonette (@Shonette) November 18, 2015
1. When #CommuteGate erupted
An hour at the bus stop so far. Considering hitch-hiking home. Yeah, that'll be the new hipster thing, the 'metro-hitch'. #metrohitch
— Dan Izzard (@SimpleLampoon) November 5, 2015
Hour 2 of #BusWait and Ray, a IT analyst has assumed position of alpha male. A team is sent to gather water. Another patrols the perimeter.
— Dan Izzard (@SimpleLampoon) November 5, 2015
#BusWait +1.3 hours we've moved into a feudal system headed by those waiting for the X2 to Portishead
— Dan Izzard (@SimpleLampoon) November 5, 2015
#Buswait +1.4 hours. The elders describe what a bus looks like to the children born since a 902 was last seen in camp.
— Dan Izzard (@SimpleLampoon) November 5, 2015
#BusWait +1.5 hours. The prophecy is true as 3 buses appear at once. Tears are shed. Lifelong friendships have been forged #NeverForget
— Dan Izzard (@SimpleLampoon) November 5, 2015
