Matt Tries Blogging

I send a friendly Facebook message to see if anyone wanted to write a guest blog post. My friend Matt replied. As it is his Birthday tomorrow, I thought it would be rude to refuse him, hence: Welcome to 'Matt Says'... Matt sent me a really lovely email to see if he could be of assistance:

 ------- Original Message --------

Subject: Bachelor of science From: Matt <matt@mattsimportantwork.com> To: dan@simplelampoon.com CC:

Dear mr lampoon

I have no good ideas that might form witty, quirky or light hearted blogs for your low key web page.

I can however offer advice on childcare, exam preparation and train spotting. If this is something that interests your and or your organisation please do get in contact. My email is Matt.i.am.a.genenius.com

My daily call out charge is £56 + expenses and vat.

I look forward to hearing from you and your representatives.

Kind regards

Matt

A few minutes later, my email notification pinged again:

-------- Original Message -------- Subject: Re: Bachelor of science From: Matt Seaman <matt@mattsimportantwork.com> To: Matt Seaman <matt@mattsimportantwork.com>

CC: dan@simplelampoon.com

Dear mr lampoon

I am very well aware I spelt genius wrong, I hope you understand the subtlety of sarcasm.

Love and kisses

Matt

Thanks Matt. More next week from 'Matt Says', when we'll find out how Matt is feeling about turning 25.